THINGS YOU'LL NEED FOR TONIGHT'S PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

BTW: I went to Hofstra for two semesters and it is only 6 miles from my home on Long Island.



BULLSHIT MEETER



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ASPRIRIN



ETCH-A-SKETCH



TEQUILA SHOTS OR THE ALCOHOL OF YOU CHOICE



FLEXIBILITY



XANAX



FLOUR(?)



INSPIRATION TO VOTE
AS IF THE PHOTO WASN'T BAD ENOUGH!





PALATE CLEANSER